what i know about straight boys
- they’re dirty
- they like rating girls on 10
- they’re scared of hair
- they walk VERY SLOWLY IN HALLWAYS
haha and then what ;)
“Patrick doesn’t do gross things. His body is made up of kittens, Saturdays, 70 degree weather, first kisses, and butterflies. Trust me. I cut that bitch open once to check.”
Pete Wentz (via boycottlovedetoxjusttoretox)
oh you’re watching the winter soldier? i love that movie, the way he just [clenches fist] soldiers on through all that fricken’ winter
You can’t love until age 25.
You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck.
well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
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